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Can a Parrot? Spike Milligan

Can a parrot eat a carrot

standing on his head?

if I did that, my mum would send me

straight upstairs to bed.         

Hello! Mr.Python Spike Milligan

Hello, Mr. Python

Curled around a tree

I bet you'd like to make yourself

A dinner out of me

Can’t you change your habits?

Crushing peoples' bones 

I wouldn't fancy a dinner 

That emitted such fearful groans

Two children (small) Spike Milligan

one Four, one Five,

Once saw a bee go in a hive,

They'd never seen a bee before!

So waited there to see some more.

And sure enough along they came

A dozen bees (and all the same!)

Within the hive they buzzed about;

Then, one by one, they all flew out.                                                            Said Four: 'Those bees are silly things,

But how I wish I had their wings!'

             The Spike Milligan

'Twas midnight in the schoolroom

   And every desk was shut

      When suddenly from the alphabet

          Was heard a loud "Tut-Tut!"

             Said A to B, "I don't like C;

                His manners are a lack.

                   For all I ever see of C

                      Is a semi-circular back!"

                         "I disagree," said D to B,

                              "I've never found C so.

                  From where I stand he seems to be

  An uncompleted O."

                             C was vexed, "I'm much perplexed,

                         You criticise my shape.

                                                I'm made like that, to help spell Cat

                                                  And Cow and Cool and Cape."

                                  "He's right" said E; said F, "Whoopee!"

                                        Said G, "'Ip, 'Ip, 'foray!"

 "You're dropping me," roared H to G"

                                   "Don't do it please I pray."

                     "Out of my way," LL said to K.

                        "I'll make poor I look ILL."

      To stop this stunt J stood in front,

               And presto! ILL was JILL.

           "U know," said V, "that W

         Is twice the age of me.

  For as a Roman V is five

I'm half as young as he."