Can a Parrot? Spike Milligan

Can a parrot eat a carrot

standing on his head?

if I did that, my mum would send me

straight upstairs to bed.   

Hello! Mr.Python Spike Milligan

Hello, Mr. Python

Curled around a tree

I bet you'd like to make yourself

A dinner out of me

Can’t you change your habits?

Crushing peoples' bones

I wouldn't fancy a dinner

That emitted such fearful groans

Two children (small) Spike Milligan

one Four, one Five,

Once saw a bee go in a hive,

They'd never seen a bee before!

So waited there to see some more.

And sure enough along they came

A dozen bees (and all the same!)

Within the hive they buzzed about;

Then, one by one, they all flew out.        

Said Four: 'Those bees are silly things,

But how I wish I had their wings!'

The Spike Milligan

'Twas midnight in the schoolroom

    And every desk was shut

       When suddenly from the alphabet

          Was heard a loud "Tut-Tut!"

              Said A to B, "I don't like C;

                 His manners are a lack.

                       For all I ever see of C

                       Is a semi-circular back!"

                            "I disagree," said D to B,

                                   "I've never found C so.

                                          From where I stand he seems to be

                                               An uncompleted O."

                                                  C was vexed, "I'm much perplexed,

                                                          You criticise my shape.

                                                            I'm made like that, to help spell Cat

                                                              And Cow and Cool and Cape."

                                               "He's right" said E; said F, "Whoopee!"

                                                               Said G, "'Ip, 'Ip, 'foray!"

                          "You're dropping me," roared H to G"

                                    "Don't do it please I pray."

                       "Out of my way," LL said to K.

                           "I'll make poor I look ILL."

        To stop this stunt J stood in front,

                 And presto! ILL was JILL.

            "U know," said V, "that W

          Is twice the age of me.

    For as a Roman V is five

I'm half as young as he."